me - what do you want for your birthday?
eli - a real riffle.
me - i think we're still a few years away from that.
eli - um...some swords.
me - what kind of swords? like the foam ones we had before?
eli - no, real ones. sharp ones.
me - honey, you're too young for those.
eli - how about some matches!?!
i don't know what he's planning...but i hope he's on my side.
4 years ago